french fries
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I Drank Ketchup Packets on My Run, for Science
Even before I sucked down my first ketchup packet of the workout, I knew I had fallen for a dumb publicity stunt by Heinz. But as a Pittsburgher, I am required to take Heinz ketchup seriously. I can get the stuff to slide easily out of any glass bottle, I won’t eat Hunt’s, and I…
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Make Spam Fries in Your Air Fryer
Spam was made to be air fried. Thanks to its large amount of inherent grease, it’s one of the few foods that you can actually “fry” with nothing more than the hot, whipping winds of the air fryer. The fat renders out of the (very) processed and (very) delicious meat as it sits on the…
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Stuff It, Replace the Cereal in Your Rice Krispie Treats With Potato Chips
As a kid, I couldn’t get enough of Rice Krispies treats. The gooey texture of marshmallows. The crunch of rice cereal. It was exactly what I wanted, and I wanted it all the time. This was hard, as I had parents who refused to allow them in the house.
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The Out-of-Touch Adults’ Guide To Kid Culture: Who the Hell is Emma Chamberlin?
This week is all about forbidden knowledge, so read on for a look inside the hidden worlds of YouTube celebrity, superhero sexuality, fast-food fries, and the White House itself.